Thursday, January 22, 2009
*insert your happy word*because any vibrant, sparkling or merry word would describe my current sensation.
Monday, January 19, 2009
one, toot, tweet...
SEEEEEEE!
the story began with a gal with racing, enthusiastic blood pulsing in her veins, asking her kawan baik what she wanted to do for her bday. and with much disgust, she was slammed in the face with a monotonous...'dunno...malas'
party planners dun take that for an answer so...ok la! i pran. and u face the consequences.
sounds interesting?
WRONG!
i had the worst week of my life wondering occasionally how miserable kawan baik must have felt when no1 initiated to party with her (after she began to realize her bday was drawing near) and her invitation for a posh nite out even got declined, for sum other unknown 'pre-planned event' that garnered my interest instead. i wanted to make it more exciting by asking...'WHY MAKAN?' when she proposed the idea but i couldn't bring myself to do so. why be kind hearted.
FAIL.
anyway, there were minor hiccups but the tears were PRICELESS LA SAYANG! PRICELESS!!! worth all those sleepless nights and money spent on phone *cough* calls *cough*. next year we makan baik sikit okay. u act surprised la since i've already mentioned it here. XD
See how last year's post was really cheesy here. dun wan k this time. dun suit my hairstle to go that mushy. XD. so i shall sum it up.
Happy Birthday Low Yinng Yinng. Remember you have been demanded to keep my birthday message for 1 year until the nxt one i send. even if you change your phone. XD
Awww...
I know you love me. just keep it low ok. nanti orang jeres. :)
Friday, January 16, 2009
oh...where?have you ever heard of the superficial symmetry of a human's mind that allows us to differentiate between left and right? open and close? <>? clockwise and anti-clockwise and etc? well, to be honest, i think my brain's everything but symmetric but i'm quite proud to say that i can at least significantly tell the differences of the above mentioned.
u know how mumble's dad (from happy feet) dropped him when he was an egg and he grew up with a severe disability? mommy said i was wrongfully neglected by her and my head was found trapped in btween 2 cushions as a baby. i do believe i whacked sumthing and it affected the growth of a small portion of my brain to differentiate the icon btween a male and a female. ONLY ICONS OKAY.
mayb they shud add a dick there. XD
anyway, i accidentally walked right into the male lavatory, twice. and no, stop laffing i DID NOT do it on purpose. as much as i wanted to, i do not like the idea of a bangla cleaner chasing after me with a mop. so...i'm pleading u all out there, to please teman me to the toilet the next time we have an outing together.
can't you see how my randomness is getting to such an ultimate level? it's 3.25am, i'm just done with work and am waiting for the 2 chicken wings and remaining famous amos crumbs to digest before i hit the sack and sleep until the sun sets.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
wanna know how random i can go?
awwww...:)
Sunday, January 11, 2009
it took a year...it was approximately a year ago where i had little nightmares of accidentally cutting my hair so short i'd freak myself out and fall outta bed. it took me 1 freaking year to be mentally and physically prepared to chop it off, despite receiving 90% negative feedback later. XD. well people, it was an auspicious day to head to the salon and the catch was really inviting so..let's see how true it is. lolol
anyway, it's been aweful everysince the new year typically on sundays, where id' have to sit and fret that the sun's setting, and suddenly it's time for bed, and another brand new week which means 5 fucking days in the office starts all over again. there's no excitement, there's no challenge and there's nothing to look forward to...besides lunch...and sumtimes meeting up with the ex-colleague (yes sean u...XD). oh and not to forget also, the bestEST time arrives when the clock strikes 7/8pm daily where i officially get to switch the damn sloth that sits on my table and drive home...sumtimes later than that, shut up!
the hormones' been acting up.
i can't wait for CNY...
i just wanna see the faces of my family and friends more...not sum chicken that shoves their asses into ur face when they can't clean up their own poo.
the divider is definitely not high enuff to filter someone's atrociousness.
and it will never will no matter what.
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digressing, can i take leave on monday for golden globes?
:(
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! AND I APPLIED FOR MY FIRST EVER LEAVE!!! RAWRR!! i have 1 week for myself and my yue saang, kuih kapits, shandy, rum, pineapple tarts, chilli chips, chick floss, kepingan ayam bakar, crazy family members, screaming, gambling sessions, lousy cny movies, calories and even more calories. YUMMY!!!
this thought, totally made my day. AHHH!! so any plans to shed the buggers off shall only be commencing after the...*starts counting*...10th february. YES!
OMG TITANIC ON TV...
*runs off to watch*
Thursday, January 08, 2009
this is reassuring...-.-Wanna know if you should quit ur job OR wasted ur parents' hard earn money going thru the arduous years studying engineering when you're actually more suited to be a chef? Take this test and find out. WARNING: It's pretty accurate.
*****
You would most enjoy a career that allows you to meet new people. You would also be happiest in a career that allows you to be free and flexible, and allows you to be extremely creative. Some careers that would be perfect for you are:
Stockbroker
Secretary
Receptionist
Director
Recruitment Consultant
Politician
Marketing
Human Resources Manager
Religious Minister
Teacher
Lawyer
Advertising
Consultant
Financial Adviser
Financial Planner
GP
Physical Therapy
Occupational Therapy
Public Relations
Estate Agent
Travel Agent
Restauranteur
Hotel Manager
Events Organiser
You are a great leader. You genuinely enjoy being around other people. Your relationships with others are very important to you. You love talking and meeting new people. You are very enthusiastic about work and about all that you do and have in your life. You love being the focus of attention. You enjoy a fast pace. You are very socially oriented. Therefore, you are much happier being with others than you are alone. You crave interaction with others.
You are very spontaneous and often act before you think. You are always quick to answer when you are asked a question, even if you aren't sure of the answer. It is easier for you to improvise as you go along. You enjoy thinking out loud, and are most creative when brainstorming with friends or colleagues. You enjoy being involved in many activities.
You are very easy to read, and often wear your heart on your sleeve. You are never afraid to tell people what you think. You are very empathetic and genuine. You can sometimes be seen as over-emotional or too involved by others. But that is only because you tend to get so involved in the things you do that they become personal. You want to be adored, loved and appreciated. You like to please others and to make sure people are happy.
You trust your gut instincts. You are easily inspired and trust that inspiration. You are very innovative. You analyse things by looking at the big picture. You are concerned about how what you do affects others. You worry about your actions and the future. You tend to use a lot of metaphors and are very descriptive and colourful in your choice of language.
You are very creative, and get bored easily if you don't get to express yourself. You like to learn new things. You don't like the same old routine. You like to leave your options open.
*****
I am so stuck in my line.
LOL
Tuesday, January 06, 2009
Spread her, Hero, Spread her!!!ok this is incredibly obscene but oh well, thats what we all are ain't we? =P
i'll always remember how you scarred ur ass. XD
dun cry okay. always remember we'll be here to highjack ur plane when you're captain...so you can cry then. and dun think of changing ur name to sumthing more glamor cos we'll know it's you.
AND...
becareful with the multiplications of the ming li jr. as warned k. will miss you. so dun runaway too long. dah lupa tak tau.
BIG BIG HUGZ.
p.s- we'll take good care of nigga. XD
Friday, January 02, 2009
hello two thousand ninei thought it was about to end in a mess...
ok it did...but it was a blissful mess. O.o
if you all did pay attention to all the facebook and shoutouts and previous posts, u'd all know how desperate i was to have a adventurous, exotic and smashin' party while bidding our last goodbyes to 2008. and its either the party poopers have all died out in everyone OR...we were all just plain lazy. i was really hoping we could drive to PD and reach the beach right smack at 12, jump off the car, pop a can of beer and scream out to the dark splashing beach. FAIL. we all ended up at my long UNinhabited apartment.
i was warned that it's terribly filthy there mite b cobwebs hanging off the roof,
unfortunately, we missed the countdown.
thanx to intelligent beings that decided to fiddle with the remote control despite harsh warnings. turned back, fireworks were up in the air, crowd was cheering and we...
stoned.
tsk tsk...oh and apparently the time zone for tv2 and tv3 is different. fail. FAIL!!
we had our own little countdown...and we proudly sang the national anthem...(am i gonna get a datukship for mentioning this? XD)...
for more pictures...erm...
go facebook. and tag urselfs. i malas...
i'm now gonna...do nothing so that time passes slower before the weekdays begin and marks the end of all holidays. *emo*
gentle reminder to the peanut. WORK STARTS AT 9.45am EVERY MONDAY. LATE COMERS WILL BE FINED RM50. someone wind the alarm clock please. thank you.
