Monday, September 10, 2007

open your fucking big eyes

today started off really well.
thou i lack sleep cos i think i was too ganjeong last nite regarding my 1st final paper today. but then not too bad. i woke up on time, could get a bowl of yeemee and leung cha before actually sitting for the paper.

and the paper was better than expected. no tv ads, no radio ads..jst pure print ads. and yet jst in time to finish. hah!!!

drove slowly back home. not mch jam. listening to jason chan on radio. turned the corner.
heading home...saw a parent's car (fetching the kid from my home after tuition). politely clicked on the signal and waved for her to pass. and while she was digesting tat sum1 young could b so courteous (i guess, cos she took a while)...BANG!! mahai. not again man.

SURE ENUFF!! THIS BLADY ASS DRIVING MOTORCYCLE BANG RITE INTO THE ASS OF THE KEMBARA!! EH COME ON LA PPL!! OPEN UR FREAKING BIG EYES!! FIRST KANCIL, NOW KEMBARA...I HAD MY SIGNAL ON OK!!! DUN SIMPLY MENUDUH AND TOT U CAN RUN AWAY WITH MURDER!!!

2nd time of the freaking year. 1st time while going for WC nt sure if i blogged about it but it was a tri-car incident where this bodoh woman wanted to turn at the double line, didn't put signal and the motorist following bhind had to swerve out to avoid her ending up banging my kancil's ass. and that motorist was without a license. bagus!

this time this fella is at least honest despite saying that i din put my signal. my signal was still on even after i turned the corner!!! (jst to prove that i had them b4 i turned..hah!). but then he had this osama bin laden look who was driving with an L license. and he's in his 40s i think. no choice. called daddy (hate to break out such news to him cos everytime i call him he'd expect me to say i'm buying food home or..sumthing happy la)...then he came running out and inspected his fallen monkeybar and told the guy...

OBL Daddy
'dah patah...kasih sikit la..kena buat balik kan...'
'yaya..awak cakaplah nak berapa'--- bukan main polite...
daddy keeps inspecting and tries putting the bar back on...fails
'rm50 la..sebenarnye sekurang-kurang rm100 tapi takpela..rugi sikit sikit lain kali pandu cermat sikit'
OBL looks at me then back to daddy...
'setengah boleh? saya baru buat bakul motor saya. tadi tengok-tengok tak nampak baru langgar'...DOUBLE WIDE EYED!!!
nods and smiles a little.

PX Daddy
'damn sikit rite u took from him. fix the lites oso not enuff d...his fault u knw!'
'from the way he speaks u knw he's a foreigner and foreigners can't have license. hardearn money over here la. can't be doing such things to them rite.'

IF U EVER C A CHINESE MAN OUT IN THE STREETS WHO'S EVER SO GENEROUS AND PATIENT EVEN WHEN IT COMES TO PPL LIKE THAT, IT'S MY DAD!!!! CONFIRM!!!
he then asked...'wat can u ask for from a man liddat who's driving a motor?' i say...erm..can't say. bad karma. exam time. sanny say- channel ur anger on sum other things.

i'm gonna makan. hmph
the latest accessory...wanna try?

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